GIMIKERO/A!

Gumimik na ba kayo? Hindi ung gimik na pupunta sa bar/club ah, kundi yung gimik na ginagawa ng mga artista para sila ay mapansin.

Unang una sa listahan ay si..

Madam Auring

Sumunod naman si..

Mystica

May mas gigimik pa ba dito?

Diba? Nakuha pang magsama ng 2 to!

Recently, naGIMBAL na naman ang showbiz (pati ako!!!) sa pinaka-kacheapang gimik ng taon!

JIMBOY SALAZAR
now known as
JIMGIRL SALAZAR

Bago ko pag-usapan ang pagiging Jimgirl nya, tayo'y magbalik sa mga "attempts" nya para mapansin.

#1. Pag-iibigang MAHAL at JIMBOY.

In fairness, ginamit niya ang isang "mas" sikat sa kanyang artista. ANG TANONG: May naniwala ba?

#2. Patay na si Jimboy text.

Sinong ibang tao ang magtetext maliban sa kanya na patay na siya? At anong mapapala ng ibang tao dun? Sayang sa load. In short, si Jimboy lang din ang nagpakalat nyan.

#3. Jimgirl Salazar

Sa The Buzz siya nagreveal ng kanyang "bagong" katauhan. Diba sosyal? Sa #1 Showbiz Oriented Talk Show pa siya talaga nag-"out". Wala akong pakilam kung bading talaga si Jimboy. Pero, halatang nagpapanggap eh. Halatang nag-papaka-"effem" ma bakla. Napakitid ng utak niya sa pagiging isang bakla. Kayo na bahalang humusga pag napanuod nyo ang video na ito. Nagsususmigaw na GIMIK at kacheapan. Dinamay pa si BB. At nahawa lang daw siya ng pagiging bading nya. TIGILAN AKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8hBFaVOrKU

sabi ko nga sa facebook post ko.. "kung ndi lang nakakabastos, nagwalk-out na si siguro si Tito Boy.. malalagay na niya ito sa kanyang "worst interview" ever.. sayang wala yung mahiwagang salamin ni Tito Boy.. sasabihin niya siguro, "Nasaharap mo ang mahiwagang salamin, ngayon hintayin mong ihampas ko sa ulo mo to ng matauhan ka sa ka-cheapan mo!""

I'm FAT


Sad to say, that's me. Ang taba ko na! Mataba na nga ako, nagsuot pa ako ng horizontal stripes na damit. Hahaha. Dati when people ask me kung bakit ako tumataba, I always answer them, "It's a sign of wealth." Well, totoo naman, pero natatabaan na ako sa sarili ko.

This is my 190th post, and yes, my official weigh in minutes before I wrote this post is 190! Kill me now!!!!

Starting today, magsisimula na ako magpapayat. Para pag sa pasko, madaming kainan, ndi na ako mas bumigat pa sa 190!

Please pray for me and my endeavor.

Happy Halloween!


Concept: Raped Beauty Queen. :)
Photographer: Arjay Legaspi
Styling: Jade Gonzales
Venue: EP Office

Battle of the Brapanese!

Parang ang taba ni Akihiro dito noh? Hindi matatawarana ng abs ni Daniel.

Diba? Winner din ang Apollo's belt (tama ba?) ni Daniel.. Bakit ang taba dito ni Akihiro?


Ready mga teh sa inyong Buldge Meter..

Fabio Ide: Nakababa?


Daniel Matsunaga: Palad lang ang katapat?

Akihiro Sato: Teh, mali ata minimeasure mo..


Fabio, Daniel or Akihiro?

From the very start, Akihiro ako. :)

Kayo mga teh?

Win na Win kay Baldwin!

Hahaha! Diba Win na Win! Pero hindi yan ang subject ng blog ko.

Nagbalik na naman ang alala ng aking High School days dahil sa Miss Universe 2010. Hindi dahil mahilig ako maglaro ng beauty contest sa amin at ako lagi ang Venezuela, kundi dahil sa isang lalaking nakalimutan kong naging parte ng buhay ko.

Siya ay si William Baldwin.

Bata pa siya dito (dahil ito yung face niyang crush ko siya at

hindi yung ngayong matanda na siya).

Siya ay isa sa mga judge ng Miss Universe 2010 at siya pa ang nagtanong kay Ma. Venus Raj na ikinaloka ng marami (ang sagot, ndi dahil kay William).

Una ko siyang nasilayan sa movie na Backdraft. Siya ay isang bombero dito. Mga ilang beses ko ding pinanuod ang pelikulang ito ng paulit-ulit. Bakit kamo? Click here.

Sumunod ay sa Fair Game, kung saan kasama niya si Cindy Crawford. Sobrang gwapo niya dito. Meron din silang steamy na scene sa loob ng train (ata?).

Sa pelikulang ito huli ko siyang nakita. Dito na kami naghiwalay. Iniwan niya akong nag-iisa, pagtapos niya akong gamitin ng paulit-ulit. Dito ko nalaman sa pelikulang ito na tunay pala akong babae dahil sa nararamdaman ko pag nakikita ko siya dito at lalo na dito.

Salamat sa Ms.U at nagkita kaming muli. Kahit sandali lang. :)

Ang Ending ng Miss U.

Bahala na ang video na ito.

It's still a good night.

Good Night Universe! :)

This will sum up the emotions ng lahat

ng Pinoy na Bakla san man sa mundo. :)

Ang Miss Universe 2010

(dahil dito, napablog ako ulit!)

Nung 23 pa lang ng gabi, ako ang excited at pinilit matulog ng maaga para kinabukasan ay magising naman ako ng maaga para mapanuod ang Miss Universe 2010 sa ABS-CBN.

Nag-alarm ako ng 9:10 am, nakatulog ako ulit. Buti nagising ako ulit ng 9:35 am. Sabi ko sa sarili ko, "Shit! Shit! Shit!" Dali-dali kong binuksan ang TV and to my disappointment, ang nasa TV ay "Simply KC" pa din!

Buti naisip ko na pinapalabas rin pala ito sa Star World. So dun na ako nanuod. Ung part na sa Star World ay yung swimsuit na. KInakabahan ako kasi ang dami ng tinawag na bilat, walang Philippines. Tapos biglang ang huling babae tinawag ay, "Miss Philippines!" So nasa mood na ako. Kinakabahan ako at the same time excited.

Tapos brino-browse browse ko ulit sa Ch. 2 dahil hindi pwedeng hindi ko mapanuod ang opening ng Miss Universe at ang pagtawag kay Venus sa Top 15.

Tapos Top 10 na. Tinawag si Venus ng mas maaga. Hindi siya panghuli.

Top 5. Super kabado. Tinawag na isa isa. Ang huli ulit, "Miss Philippines!" Hindi ko batid na senyales pala ang twice na pagkaka-tawag kay Venus na last. Hmm.

Final Question. Hindi ko na masyado inentertain yung sagot ng iba. Mga snippets nalang ang napapansin kong moments. Pero nung Philippines na, I was very attentive. High School crush ko pa naman si William Baldwin, as in!!!

Dun na. Dun na ako nawala. I told myself, "4th na si Ate". :( True enough, 4th runner.

After ng pangyayaring ito, nagdagsaan na ang Tweets, FB statuses (eto rin ba ang plural ng status?), blog entries na for and against sa nangyari.

Share ko na lang mga status ko sa FB.

MY THOUGHTS KAY VENUS: Teh, un na teh eh. Nandun ka na, sinayang mo. To think sayo ang pinakamadaling sagutin ang Final Question. May mga cliche-ic answers na nga sa tanong na yun eh. Hindi kasi "thank you to etc etc" ang sagot sa tanong.. Kitang kita naman kasi 4th runner up ka teh. Masyado ka cguro natuwa sa suportters mo.. Congrats na din kasi out of the 80+ candidates, naka top 5 ka. Pero sayang. SAYANG VENUS.

Last Status ko

Iba't iba man tayo ng opinion, ngunit alam natin kung ano tama at ang mali. Dun ako naiirita. Hindi ko sinisiraan si Venus, ung sagot nya at ginawa niya ang di ko gusto. Beauty Queen ka ate, nagtraining ka sa Columbia, wala kang karapatang kakitaan ng kaba. Hindi rason yun para maligwak ka sa Q&A. Kahit nga ikaw teh, sabi sa Twitter, " RT @KCMontero: Venus Raj is laughing off her Q and A blunder. That's my type off girl, someone who can laugh at their mistakes. That's why I laugh a lot." See, natawa ka din sa ginawa mo. Remember iba ang natawa sa natuwa.

ITIGIL NA KA-IPOKRITAHAN!

Parang simpleng case ito ng isang batang nadapa at nagkagalos. Sasabihin ng Nanay, "Wala yan anak, hindi yan masakit. Malayo sa bituka yan." Eh kitang kita mo namang umiiyak / humahagulgol ung bata! So, masakit sya! Parang dito lang, huwag nyong sabihing "OK LANG" dahil alam nating hindi "OK LANG". Sayang ang nangyari. SAYANG. SAYANG talaga.

at least we know, democracy is still alive kasi iba-iba tayo ng pananawa at nakakapag-voice out tayo ng sentiments natin.. :)

Bakla daw si Ricky?

Oo naman! Bakla si Mama Ricky!.. A ibang Ricky ba tinutukoy nyo?

ANO BA? Si Ricky Martin lang pala. OO BAKLANG BAKLA YAN.

Sino kayang next na celebrity ang NA OBVIOUS NG BAKLA na aamin?

NAKAKALOKA.

March 1

Events (from wikipedia)

• 752 BC – Romulus, first king of Rome, celebrates the first Roman triumph after his victory over the Caeninenses, following The Rape of the Sabine Women.
• 86 BC – Lucius Cornelius Sulla, at the head of a Roman Republic army, enters Athens, removing the tyrant Aristion who was supported by troops of Mithridates VI of Pontus.
• 286 – Roman Emperor Diocletian raises Maximian to the rank of Caesar.
• 293 – Roman Emperors Diocletian and Maximian appoint Constantius Chlorus and Galerius as Caesares, thus beginning the Tetrarchy.
• 317 – Crispus and Constantine II, sons of Roman Emperor Constantine I, and Licinius Iunior, son of Emperor Licinius, are made Caesares
• 1457 – The Unitas Fratrum is established in the village of Kunvald, on the Bohemian-Moravian borderland. It is to date the second oldest Protestant denomination.
• 1562 – 23 Huguenots are massacred by Catholics in Wassy, France, marking the start of the French Wars of Religion.
• 1565 – The city of Rio de Janeiro is founded.
• 1593 – The Uppsala Synod is summoned to confirm the exact forms of the Lutheran Church of Sweden.
• 1628 – Writs issued in February by Charles I of England mandate that every county in England (not just seaport towns) pay ship tax by this date.
• 1633 – Samuel de Champlain reclaims his role as commander of New France on behalf of Cardinal Richelieu.
• 1642 – Georgeana, Massachusetts (now known as York, Maine), becomes the first incorporated city in the United States.
• 1692 – Sarah Good, Sarah Osborne and Tituba are brought before local magistrates in Salem Village, Massachusetts, beginning what would become known as the Salem witch trials.
• 1700 – Sweden introduces its own Swedish calendar, in an attempt to gradually merge into the Gregorian calendar, reverts to the Julian calendar on this date in 1712, and introduces the Gregorian Calendar on this date in 1753.
• 1781 – The Continental Congress adopts the Articles of Confederation.
• 1790 – The first United States census is authorized.
• 1803 – Ohio is admitted as the 17th U.S. state.
• 1805 – Justice Samuel Chase is acquitted at the end of his impeachment trial by the U.S. Senate.
• 1811 – Leaders of the Mameluke dynasty are killed by Egyptian ruler Muhammad Ali.
• 1815 – Napoleon returns to France from his banishment on Elba.
• 1836 – A convention of delegates from 57 Texas communities convenes in Washington-on-the-Brazos, Texas, to deliberate independence from Mexico.
• 1840 – Adolphe Thiers becomes prime minister of France.
• 1845 – President John Tyler signs a bill authorizing the United States to annex the Republic of Texas.
• 1847 – The state of Michigan formally abolishes capital punishment.
• 1852 – Archibald William Montgomerie, 13th Earl of Eglinton is appointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland.
• 1854 – German psychologist Friedrich Eduard Beneke disappears; two years later his remains are found in a canal near Charlottenburg.
• 1867 – Nebraska becomes the 37th U.S. state; Lancaster, Nebraska is renamed Lincoln and becomes the state capital.
• 1870 – Marshal F.S. López dies during the Battle of Cerro Corá thus marking the end of the War of the Triple Alliance.
• 1872 – Yellowstone National Park is established as the world's first national park.
• 1873 – E. Remington and Sons in Ilion, New York begins production of the first practical typewriter.
• 1886 – The Anglo-Chinese School, Singapore is founded by Bishop William Oldham.
• 1893 – Nikola Tesla gives the first public demonstration of radio in St. Louis, Missouri.
• 1896 – Battle of Adowa: an Ethiopian army defeats an outnumbered Italian force, ending the First Italo–Ethiopian War.
• 1896 – Henri Becquerel discovers radioactivity.
• 1910 – The worst avalanche in United States history buries a Great Northern Railway train in northeastern King County, Washington, killing 96 people.
• 1912 – Albert Berry makes the first parachute jump from a moving airplane.
• 1914 – The Republic of China joins the Universal Postal Union.
• 1917 – The U.S. government releases the unencrypted text of the Zimmermann Telegram to the public.
• 1919 – March 1st Movement begins in Korea.
• 1932 – The son of Charles Lindbergh, Charles Augustus Lindbergh III, is kidnapped.
• 1936 – The Hoover Dam is completed.
• 1936 – A strike occurs aboard the S.S. California, leading to the demise of the International Seamen's Union and the creation of the National Maritime Union.
• 1939 – A Japanese Imperial Army ammunition dump explodes at Hirakata, Osaka, Japan, killing 94.
• 1939 – Trans-Canada Air Lines (forerunner of Air Canada) begins transcontinental operations (between Vancouver and Montreal).
• 1941 – World War II: Bulgaria signs the Tripartite Pact, allying itself with the Axis powers.
• 1941 – W47NV (now known as WSM-FM) begins operations in Nashville, Tennessee becoming the first FM radio station in the U.S..
• 1943 – World War II: Battle of Bismarck Sea begins.
• 1946 – The Bank of England is nationalised.
• 1947 – The International Monetary Fund begins financial operations.
• 1950 – Cold War: Klaus Fuchs is convicted of spying for the Soviet Union by disclosing top secret atomic bomb data.
• 1953 – Joseph Stalin suffers a stroke and collapses. He dies four days later.
• 1954 – Nuclear testing: The Castle Bravo, a 15-megaton hydrogen bomb, is detonated on Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean, resulting in the worst radioactive contamination ever caused by the United States.
• 1954 – Puerto Rican nationalists attack the United States Capitol building, injuring five Representatives.
• 1956 – The International Air Transport Association finalizes a draft of the Radiotelephony spelling alphabet for the International Civil Aviation Organization.
• 1956 – Formation of the National People's Army
• 1958 – Samuel Alphonsus Stritch, is appointed Pro-Prefect of the Propagation of Faith and thus becomes the first American member of the Roman Curia.
• 1958 – Turkish passenger ship Uskudar capsizes and sinks at Izmit Bay, Kocaeli, Turkey, killing at least 300.
• 1961 – President of the United States John F. Kennedy establishes the Peace Corps.
• 1961 – Uganda becomes self-governing and holds its first elections.
• 1962 – American Airlines Flight 1 crashes on take off in New York.
• 1964 – Villarrica Volcano begins a strombolian eruption causing lahas that destroy half of the town of Coñaripe.
• 1966 – Venera 3 Soviet space probe crashes on Venus becoming the first spacecraft to land on another planet's surface.
• 1966 – The Ba'ath Party takes power in Syria.
• 1971 – A bomb explodes in a men's room in the United States Capitol: the Weather Underground claims responsibility.
• 1971 – President of Pakistan Yahya Khan indefinitely postpones the pending national assembly session, precipitating massive civil disobedience in East Pakistan.
• 1972 – The Thai province of Yasothon is created after being split off from the Ubon Ratchathani province.
• 1973 – Black September terrorists storm the Saudi embassy in Khartoum, Sudan, resulting in the assassination of three Western hostages.
• 1974 – Watergate scandal: Seven are indicted for their role in the Watergate break-in and charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice.
• 1981 – Provisional Irish Republican Army member Bobby Sands begins his hunger strike in HM Prison Maze.
• 1989 – The United States becomes a member of the Berne Convention for the Protection of Literary and Artistic Works.
• 1990 – Steve Jackson Games is raided by the United States Secret Service, prompting the later formation of the Electronic Frontier Foundation.
• 1992 – Bosnia and Herzegovina declares its independence from Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.
• 1995 – Prime Minister of Poland Waldemar Pawlak resigns from parliament and is replaced by ex-communist Józef Oleksy.
• 1995 – Yahoo! was created.
• 2000 – The Constitution of Finland is rewritten.
• 2000 – Hans Blix assumes the position of Executive Chairman of UNMOVIC.
• 2002 – U.S. invasion of Afghanistan: Operation Anaconda begins in eastern Afghanistan.
• 2002 – The Envisat environmental satellite successfully reaches an orbit 800 kilometers (500 miles) above the Earth on its 11th launch, carrying the heaviest payload to date at 8500 kilograms (9.5 tons).
• 2002 – The peseta is discontinued as official currency of Spain and is replaced by the euro (€).
• 2003 – Management of the United States Customs Service and the United States Secret Service move to the United States Department of Homeland Security.
• 2003 – The International Criminal Court holds its inaugural session in The Hague.
• 2004 – Mohammed Bahr al-Uloum becomes President of Iraq.
• 2005 – The death penalty for juveniles is revoked in United States.
• 2006 – English-language Wikipedia reaches its one millionth article, Jordanhill railway station.
• 2007 – Tornadoes break out across the southern United States, killing at least 20; eight of the deaths are at a high school in Enterprise, Alabama.
• 2007 – "Squatters" are evicted from Ungdomshuset in Copenhagen, Denmark, provoking the March 2007 Denmark Riots.
• 2008 – The Armenian police clashed with peaceful opposition rally protesting against allegedly fraudulent presidential elections 2008 killing at least 10 people.
• 2010 - The day I passed my resignation letter. It was a sad decision I have to make. :(
  

Happy Chinese New Year!

























Ang "Kung Hei Fat Choi" ay hindi Chinese, kundi Cantonese.. :)

Hindi naman kami yung family na uber kung magcelebrate ng Chinese New Year.
Every New Year lang, meron kaming dasal sa Timog (Buddhist)..
Tapos naka-red lang..
Tapos either lunch or dinner..
Pero bago magChinese New Year, dapat either nakapagpatrim ka na or nagpagupit ka..
Ewan namin bakit, nasanay na lang siguro..

Ngayong taon, sabay ang Valentine's Day at ang Chinese New Year.
Sabi nga, sulit ito. Double Celebration.
Tapos Sunday pa!
Good luck sa dami ng tao sa labas! Hehehe.

Ok rin pag ganito noh, at least may rason ka para magcelebrate,
hindi man lang dahil sa Valentine's Day kahit na Chinese New Year na lang..
Hay..

Kiong Hi Hwat Tsai! (di ko alam kung tama ung spelling ko! hehe)
Wala pa kaming tikoy, bibili pa lang!!!!

Chocolates

You might find it weird, but..

Gusto nyo ba ng Chocolate Sundae? Ako, hindi.

Gusto nyo ba ng Chocolate Cake? Ako, hindi.

Gusto nyo ba ng Brownies? Ako, hindi.

Gusto nyo ba ng Chocolate Milk (na miss ko tong lalagyan na ito!)? Ako, oo.

Gusto nyo ba ng Chocolate Bars? Ako, oo.

Hindi ako kumakain ng mga chocolate flavored na food, pero gusto ko ng Chocolate Milk (Chocolait, Chuckie, Moo, etc) tsaka Chocolates Bars.. Hindi ko alam kung bakit, pero kasi nasusuka ako sa lasa ng chocolates! Hehehe. Kaya cguro ayoko din ng..

Gusto nyo ba ng Chocolate Cock? Ako, hindi.

(hindi ako racist or what ah, hindi ko lang talaga time mga colored men.. pag black porn agad, wit ko na pinapanuod.. kahit gwapo pa.. ndi ko lang alam bakit..)

Kayo bet nyo?

Batang Mahirap

Well, ang post na ito ay hindi dahil sa ad or jingle ni Manny V. At ndi pa ata panahon para magbalik ako ng pulitika ang topic. chos! Naalala ko kasi ung mga sa ad ni Manny V. sa mga nakasabay ko sa jeep.

Papunta akong EDSA from Timog. Nakasabay ko sila sa jeep. 3 batang babae. Alam mong mahirap sila. Super dumi, sira-sira yung damit. May hawak silang isang malaking lobo na may lamang maliliit na lobo sa loob. Dahil sa libre lang sakay nila sa jeep, nakakandong sa pinakamatandang babae ang 2 pang bata. Maingay sila all throughout ng trip. Sa lakas ng pag-uusap nila, maririnig mo ang mga sinasabi nila. Napaiyak ako sa discussion nilang narinig ko. Hindi ko ineexpect na manggaling sa kanila ang ganung mga thoughts.

Bata 1: Tanga! Mag-eeleksyon na sa Mayo.

Ako (sa isip ko lang): taray ng mga batang ito alam nila.

Bata 2: OO nga, eh di malapit na tayong paalisin.

Bata 1 (asking Bata 2&3): Kayo kung papipiliin kayo, ano pipiliin ninyo? Bahay o Pera?

Bata 2&3: ...

Bata 1: Basta ako bahay. Aanhin ko naman ang pera. Mas importante saakin ang bahay tska pamilya.

Ako (in tears): ;,(

Hindi ko ineexpect talaga na ganun ung maririnig ko. IIisipin ko na ang isasagot nila is pera kasi may kailangan nila yun, pero ndi. Kahit mahirap sila, makikita mo how much they value their families. Kung may-ari lang ako ng Camella Homes, may bahay na sila.

Kaya, 'yan Villar, narinig mo na ang gusto ng mga bata.

Nagbababalik..

magbloblog na ako ulit.. :)