Stars are Blind
Sino ba kasing nagsabi na nakakakita sila in the first place?
Speaking of Stars Are Blind..
Here's a parody..
with 6 Million hits sa youtube!
gosh..
PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video
VERSE:
I don't mind being confined
To LA State Prison
Cause I would drive with DUI's
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide...ohhh noooo
CHORUS:
Even though they say I'm shady
I'm really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time...
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
VERSE:
I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She'll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo
CHORUS:
Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab!
They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody's bitch
They can't do this to me, I'm rich
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
And now I am digging a ditch...
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
My roomate's a woman named Mitch!
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